Wash Quotes
November 11th, 2007 Posted in Firefly QuotesWash: “Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”
I think we should call it “your grave!”
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!
“Sir? I’d like you to take the helm, please. (re: Wash) I need this man to tear all my clothes off.” WASH: Work, work, work…
Zoe: I know something ain’t right. Wash: Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.
“I wanna go to the crappy town where I’m a hero!”
WASH (alarmed): Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!? (deadpan) Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
“Next time we smuggle stock, let’s make it something smaller.” “Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.” — Zoe and Wash
“Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese.”
Mal: I’m getting a little weary of this attitude, Wash. Wash: Are you? Well, I’m so very sorry, sir. I guess the news that we’re all gonna be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me a bit snippy.
“Hey! I’ve been in a firefight before. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired. From a fry cook opportunity. I can handle myself.”
ZOE: Is there any way I’m gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? WASH: You’re pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
“Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.”
WASH: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What’ll she do next? ZOE: Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It’s a toss-up. WASH: I hope she does the soup thing. It’s always a hoot, and we don’t all die from it.
WASH: Yes, Jayne. She’s a witch. She has had congress with the beast. JAYNE: She’s in Congress? WASH: How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.
WASH: I mean, I’m the one she swore to love, honor and obey. MAL: Listen… She swore to obey? WASH: Well, no, not… But that’s just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There’s obeying going on right under my nose!
WASH: This is gonna get pretty interesting. MAL: Define interesting. WASH: “Oh god oh god, we’re all gonna die”?
“Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence? Or is this the wrong crowd?”
“I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.”
“Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that’s *never* getting old.”
One Response to “Wash Quotes”
By Emily on Mar 8, 2008
Jayne- “Do you want to go little man?”
WASH- “Only if it’s some place with candle light..”