Firefly and Serenity

Simon Quotes

November 12th, 2007 Posted in Firefly Quotes

MAL : Never figured she did. But when a man’s engaging in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for things being smooth. She makes things not be smooth. SIMON :Right. I’m very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows

MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin’ folk is near miraculous. SIMON: Yes, I’m very proud.

“I’m sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River’s life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.”

Simon: What…happened in here? Jayne: Needed to find some tape. Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? Jayne: Apparently. Simon: My god — you’re like a trained ape. Without the training.

Jayne: Well, Jayne ain’t a girl. She starts in on that “girl’s name” thing, I’ll show her good an’ all I got man parts. Simon: I’m trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just - It’s not coming.

Early: [refering to River] Where’d she go? Simon: I can’t keep track of her when she’s not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don’t look at me.

Simon: I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don’t know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed. Simon: Are you always this sentimental? Mal: Had a good day.

He’s really very… gentle… and fuzzy. We’re becoming fast friends.

“Well, my sister’s a ship; we had a complicated childhood.”

  1. 2 Responses to “Simon Quotes”

  2. By Katie on Aug 23, 2008

    Simon: I thought perhaps I could help. With the cows.
    Mal: I’ll let you know, any of ‘em start complainin’ about palpitations. Til then, not much call for a doctor.
    Simon: [Eyeing Book] But there is call for a preacher?
    Mal: I was surprised myself, but it turns out he’s converted five of ‘em. Not easy, neither. Seems they got this natural inclination toward Hinuism.

  3. By Katie on Aug 23, 2008

    Simon: So you’re a bounty hunter.
    Early: That ain’t it at all.
    Simon: Then what are you?
    Early: I’m a bounty hunter.
    Simon: That’s what I said.
    Early: Yeah, but you didn’t say it well.

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