Simon Quotes
November 12th, 2007 Posted in Firefly QuotesMAL : Never figured she did. But when a man’s engaging in clandestine dealings, he has this preference for things being smooth. She makes things not be smooth. SIMON :Right. I’m very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows
MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin’ folk is near miraculous. SIMON: Yes, I’m very proud.
“I’m sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River’s life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.”
Simon: What…happened in here? Jayne: Needed to find some tape. Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? Jayne: Apparently. Simon: My god — you’re like a trained ape. Without the training.
Jayne: Well, Jayne ain’t a girl. She starts in on that “girl’s name” thing, I’ll show her good an’ all I got man parts. Simon: I’m trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just - It’s not coming.
Early: [refering to River] Where’d she go? Simon: I can’t keep track of her when she’s not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don’t look at me.
Simon: I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don’t know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed. Simon: Are you always this sentimental? Mal: Had a good day.
He’s really very… gentle… and fuzzy. We’re becoming fast friends.
“Well, my sister’s a ship; we had a complicated childhood.”
2 Responses to “Simon Quotes”
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Simon: I thought perhaps I could help. With the cows.
Mal: I’ll let you know, any of ‘em start complainin’ about palpitations. Til then, not much call for a doctor.
Simon: [Eyeing Book] But there is call for a preacher?
Mal: I was surprised myself, but it turns out he’s converted five of ‘em. Not easy, neither. Seems they got this natural inclination toward Hinuism.
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Simon: So you’re a bounty hunter.
Early: That ain’t it at all.
Simon: Then what are you?
Early: I’m a bounty hunter.
Simon: That’s what I said.
Early: Yeah, but you didn’t say it well.