River Quotes
November 12th, 2007 Posted in Firefly QuotesMal: “Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn’t.” River: “The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.” Mal: “See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.”
River: Noah’s Ark is a problem. Book: Really. River: We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon — Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
MAL: Fully loaded, safety off. This here’s a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that? RIVER: She understands. She doesn’t comprehend. MAL: Well, I’m glad we’ve made that distinction. No touching guns. Okay?
“Two by two, hands of blue”
“No power in the verse can stop me.”
“I can kill you with my brain.”
(Holding gun) “It doesn’t mean what you think.”
3 Responses to “River Quotes”
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
River: They weren’t cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are.
Mal: Is it bad that what she just said makes perfect sense to me?
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Mal: You know, you ain’t quite right.
River: It’s a popular theory.
By Beechy on Sep 19, 2008
How about “My food is problematic”?