River Quotes
November 12th, 2007 Posted in Firefly QuotesMal: “Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn’t.” River: “The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.” Mal: “See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.”
River: Noah’s Ark is a problem. Book: Really. River: We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon — Only way to fit five-thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
MAL: Fully loaded, safety off. This here’s a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that? RIVER: She understands. She doesn’t comprehend. MAL: Well, I’m glad we’ve made that distinction. No touching guns. Okay?
“Two by two, hands of blue”
“No power in the verse can stop me.”
“I can kill you with my brain.”
(Holding gun) “It doesn’t mean what you think.”
8 Responses to “River Quotes”
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
River: They weren’t cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are.
Mal: Is it bad that what she just said makes perfect sense to me?
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Mal: You know, you ain’t quite right.
River: It’s a popular theory.
By Mitch on Mar 9, 2009
Mal: “Go on get there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan.”
River: “He takes so much looking after.”
By River on Mar 16, 2009
Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan. Squish
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain’t all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin’ is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I’m about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the ‘Verse, but take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens. Makes her home.
River Tam: Storm’s getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We’ll pass through it soon enough.
By fain on Jun 26, 2009
“I swallowed a bug.”
By fain on Jun 26, 2009
Run-tse duh shang-dee, ching dai-wuhtzo… make them stop! They’re everywhere. Every city, every… every house, every room; they’re all inside me! I can hear them all and they’re saying… NOTHING! GET UP! Please, get up! Wuo-shang mayer, maysheen byen shr-to. Please God, make me a stone.
By Jessi on Sep 23, 2009
River (to Simon): You are such a boob.
By Vick on Oct 28, 2009
Off the movie Serenity, after coming to Miranda and finding everyone dead, i always felt this was the breaking point for her, making her as she said “alright”-
Run-tse duh shang-dee, ching dai-wuhtzo… make them stop! They’re everywhere. Every city, every… every house, every room; they’re all inside me! I can hear them all and they’re saying… NOTHING! GET UP! Please, get up! Wuo-shang mayer, maysheen byen shr-to. Please God, make me a stone.