Jayne Quotes
November 12th, 2007 Posted in Firefly Quotes“Ten percent of nuthin’ is…let me do the math here…nuthin’ into nuthin’…carry the nuthin’…”
“You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.”
“What’d you all order a dead guy for?”
“You guys started a riot? On account of me?”
Jayne: Well, Jayne ain’t a girl. She starts in on that “girl’s name” thing, I’ll show her good an’ all I got man parts. Simon: I’m trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just - It’s not coming.
WASH: Yes, Jayne. She’s a witch. She has had congress with the beast. JAYNE: She’s in Congress? WASH: How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.
Jayne: “Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin paid; mostly only when I’m gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?”
Kaylee: “I carried such a torch and we coulda…. Goin’ on a year now and I ain’t had nuthin’ twixt my nethers that weren’t run on batteries!!” Mal: “Oh GOD! I can’t know that!” Jayne: “I could stand to hear a little more.”
“Time for some thrilling heroics!”
3 Responses to “Jayne Quotes”
By Troy on Jun 20, 2008
“Let’s be bad guys.”
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Bandit: ..And I think you’re gonna give me a little alone time with the Mrs.
Jayne: You might want to reconsider on that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would.
Mal: You’re not the man I met a year ago.
By Katie on Aug 23, 2008
Jayne: We need a diversion. I say Zoe gets nekkid.
Wash: Nope.
Jayne: I could get nekkid.
Simon/Zoe/Wash: No!